Worst. Game. EVER!

Not to undercut the timely and hugely amusing arrival of Dr. Pepper, but i just had to get this off my chest...i just played what i believe to be the single worst game ever made.

Hidden Invasion.

If you see this game, avoid it like the fucking plague....or better yet, buy it, and destroy it...you'd be doing mankind a huge service...

This game was fucking awful...terrible controls, terrible graphics, terrible camera, terrible AI, terrible story, terrible reading by the character voice actors....hands down, the worst game i've ever played..it makes Star Trek: Encounters (also a fucking terrible game) look like a complete genius fucking masterpiece.....

Goddamn game took me about 2 hours to beat from start to finish, and this is without any cheats, or walkthrough, or anything...i'm so goddamn disgusted....i feel as if i need large quantities of alcohol, or drugs, or SOMETHING, to relieve myself of the horrible feeling i have...i think being acosted by those terrible little T-Virus infected apes from Biohazard Zero would be a more pleasant experience than what i just went though playing Hidden Invasion...just fucking terrible...

i'm going to sleep, maybe i'll dream of something nice like the apocalypse...

Operate with Caution

Thats what first comes to mind as i take a seat at my desk here at the inventive building. You see, i'm the new guy and i'm just settling in.

I guess i should start by introducing myself.
I am known as Daniel. I am a fantasy and roleplaying enthusiast who is starting to get interested in anime.
However i'm never watching 5 dvd's of it from lunch time till late at night in 1 day again, i dont recomend it.
For those obsessed with details, the anime in question was Tenjho Tenge.
I have never seen so many panty shots in my life.....
Including that its a pretty bad ass series, i've watched 7 dvd's of it so far.....
I'm a musician who plays guitar and writes music from time to time. I enjoy heavy metal mostly of the thrash variety, and am also an avid industrial fan.
Besides that i enjoy what most others enjoy, Smoking crack, beating the shit out of old people, you know, the norm...

Speaking of old people, old people suck.

It needs to be said....

They need to be used as terminally ill stunt men in the movies, it would add a new level of realism i assure you. So let hollywood dress up your grandma as a mugger and make her a star!

In response to IP's (as i will call him from now on for short) comments about australia below i will make the following statement.
Australia is a big lump of turd floating in the middle of the ocean where "we" descended from convicts got sent to our own prehistoric paradise cause we fucked with the brits.....

Why americans are facinated with australia i will never understand.

Come on, steve irwin was a tool, stop saying hes amazing.

Oh and Chris, this disappearing act is getting old man.... I miss you.

~Dan