Intro

Hey kids...Pliskin here...i tied up Anakon, and stashed him in the closet until he finishes the script.

..i'll be filling in for now.

Let's see...where to start.

Me

Yeah, we'll start with me. Name's Iroquois Pliskin, i'm a 23 year old jack of many trades from the gestapo state, New Jersey. I currently live in a little piece of shit municipality called Lakewood, and work at a video store, making WAY too little money for the level of bullshit i hafta put up with. I use bad punctuation, so i don't wanna hear any bitching about it, ok?

I live at home with my parents, and i don't have a car(yes, loser, i know)

I'm a huge fan of the Metal Gear series, in addition to Biohazard, Extermination, and a lot of other titles. I love video games.

My life sucks the big wet one, maybe i'll rant on about it someday, but i have a LOT of other shit i'd like to address right now...

Please...hate me... ^-^


Ipods

Yeah, this is a good one

What the fuck is up with everyone and the Ipods? Every time i check out news sites or turn on my favorite AM news station (much love to CBS 880AM), i see a NEW case in which some jackoff beat the living shit out of someone, just to steal their Ipod...what the fuck?

I don't understand the appeal....they're all smooth and white, and wtf, they look like a bar of soap...they're devoid of any personality...you hafta actually HACK them to add any kind of personality to them, like graphics and stuff...sure they have supid-huge capacity...but then again, so do a lot of other MP3 players on the market..i just don't get it...

Anyways, how hard is it to go out and buy your own?...granted they're SERIOUSLY fucking expensive...i sure as hell wouldn't pay that much for a monolithic bar of soap...especially one made by apple....the same company that brought us a laptop computer that looked like a glowing toilet seat, and made consumers suffer through 20 fucking years of being handicapped by an inadequate pointing tool...

They sell out like mad, people have contests, and people get homicidal when they lose....what in the fuck is SO special about Ipods?.....there'd better be some sliced bread out there that can't get work because of Ipods, they're THAT great....wtf...

I just don't get it...please, someone explain it to me...


Burger King

Ahh...the BK.....home of shitty, dry, burnt-tasting burgers, and nasty chicken sandwhiches with stringy shit in them....oh, how i fucking HATE burger king....

You KNOW you're losing the fast food wars when you hafta make your chicken tenders into funny kid's shapes in order to sell them...you REALLY know you're losing the fast food wars, when you hafta take long chicken tenders, cut them into thin slices, and then give em' a catchy name to fool the sheeple into thinking you've come up with a new item....

Fuck Burger King....they used to be good...now they just suck unwashed bum scrotum...


Hassies

What tha fuck is wrong with THESE people?

If you're from NY/NJ, you've seen these ridiculous motherfuckers....silly hair thinies hanging from the sides of their heads, either a yamaca, or a top hat, or one of them fuzzy russian jobs...they've all got the same dull look to their eyes, and retarded expression on their face...all of the men wear the official hassie uniform, which consists of a white button down shirt, with or without a tie, black slacks, black jacket, hat, and cut up strings tied to the belt.....and they wear this hot, uncomfortable shit ALL YEAR AROUND...even if it's 105 degrees outside, you can rest assured, hassies are wearing t3h unform...

All of the women wear these really ugly dresses, or like...businesswear...and it's all heavy, and uncomfortable, like the male hassie uniform, the female version is a little more colorful, it's assessories include a wig (they all wear the same style wig), FAR too much makeup, and a HUGE fucking nose. whether it's 105 or -105, they'll wear the same shit....these people are fucking retarded.....

In my town, we have a lake.....every winter, they send a single rabbi to walk across the ice, and they think god will protect them....and evey spring, they hafta empty the ENTIRE lake, to retreive the half eaten body of the rabbi god was supposed to protect...you'd think they'd learn after a couple years of losing people...but no, they don't....fucking retarded...

These fuckers can't drive either....they drive around here in beat up station waggons, 80's buick sedans, and all manner of other busted, broken, or just plain fucked up cars....and they play demolition derby all over the place....not on purpose, but because half of them don't have licenses, and the ones that do, bought them....

So they drive around in their bashed up cars that under normal circumstances wouldn't be allowed on the road, with eleventy-billion kids bouncing around the inside, with no seat belts, when they get into an accident, all the kids go flying through the windscreen, like a barrage of missiles....it's like something out of the game Flatout.......natural selection at it's finest, baby....

Speaking of kids, they all have like a million kids.....the men go out, and swindle people out of money, and the women, for the most part stay at home, and act as a brood mare for the community...and if the child isn't up to par, they have an "accident" and die..i shit you not, just recently, there was a hassie who left his baby in the car, and it died...he was found NOT GUILTY of abuse, and was given a slap on the wrist...the newspaper article stated "he was supported in court by his wife who was pregnent with his third son".....heh, so kill the damaged kid, and don't waste time creating the replacement....these fucks make me sick...

They also have a special school....it's really hard to find, because they don't want anyone to know about it....it's a special needs school for their retarded children...it's where they shove them away for the summer, because they're embarassed by them...had a releative who worked there one year, and he said it was pretty fucked up....so let's see...either MURDER your retarded child, or lock him away in a special school...hmm...assholes anyone?

There was a incident last year where a little hassie girl was hit by a truck on the highway...eyewitnesses said the father PUSHED her out into the road....what tha fuck is that...apparantly, there were too many girls in the family...that's just fucked. When police asked about it, they denied it....have i mentioned that these fucks make me sick?

Anyways, according to them, their religion requires they have like 8 kids...personally, i think that's bullshit...i think it's because the state actually PAYS them for every kid they pop out....money talks, bullshit walks, ladies ans gents.....

Speaking of ill gotten gains...they also truck in Illegal mexicans to keep recently aquired houses occupied, while they force the rest of the people on the block out, so they can bulldoze the whole thing, and put up yet ANOTHER ugly housing development...and all the while, they're collecting HUD money from the government on each house..

When they build the developments, they don't follow fair housing laws, and advertise....instead, they sell all the units BEFORE they're even built...cheeky bastards....

Maybe i'm bitter...but that's only because they completely raped the shit out of my neighborhood....10 years ago, it was a nice place to live...now it's horse shit...they demolished my favorite woods, and put in housing complexes...they park all up and down my street, and make a terrible racket all the time...i hate them, and i hate what they did to my home...

Now don't get me wrong...i'm not a rasist...i don't hate jews in general, i just hate hassies....i LOVE everyone else....if you're a decent person, and you entered this country legaly, then you're all good as far as i'm concerned...if you're illegal, or hassie though, fuck off, lol....

As if all this shit isn't bad enough, they're out to take over the whole city, and push EVERYONE out....

I have a friend in the army....when he was coming back home, he had to make a stop off in israel, at the airport, there was a hassie, in the terminal, holding up a sign that said "Come to Lakewood, New Jersey, the new Jerusalem" What tha fuck?....new jarusalem?....oh hell no....

I shit you not, on any of the things above...these fuckers are bad, bad people (and i use the word people loosely)....

so i say Effhassies, and Eff lakewood....hell, while i'm at it, fuck New Jersey too....home of high taxes, high gas prices, and SS-like police....


In Conclusion...

The majority of you are probably sitting there with a "WTF" look on your face...I hope noone gets the wrong idea about me...that'd suck, i'm really not a bad guy, just had some really bad times....

It's been fun doing this, and i hope i can come back and rant again sometime..::anakon starts banging on closet door:: SHUT UP BITCH!...make me a pork chop....

Anyways, i'm off....later people..