"I'll watch anything.."

So i received this email the other day....my first request....and what a surprise, it's a stinker...

"Ohayou, genki desu ka Iroquois-kun.

Nihongo o hanashimasu ka?

i was wondering if you could review the movie "Femalien", i can't rent it because my parents won't let me. They said i shouldn't watch such crap. It looks really fun though. Are you a fan of InuYasha? It's the best anime ever.

Arigatou gozaimasu, Iroquois-kun =:~>

Higurashi"

What the fucking fuck?

Hai, sukoshi, my litte baka.....just enough to get myself in trouble....as it should be.

now then, listen to your parents...they are wise....

ever call me iroquois-kun again, and i'll send you a virus, kthxbai.

now then...on to the review..


This film would be incredibly fap-tastic....if i were 12...

Venesa Talor plays "Kara" a "collector", sent to earth, to record human sexual sensations....see, her race are beings of pure light, and as a result, can't have sex (waaah, cry me a fucking river). so they send collectors to fuck, and bring the sensations back...pretty fucking retarded, eh'?....it gets worse...

The whole movie consists of people fucking (obviously faked), her playing with herself, then her fucking people....it's pretty fucking stupid...it's like "we have huge boobies, here, lemme show you"...chicks and guys are WAY too eager to fuck her....it's rediculous. The acting's pretty shitty, the fucking is very obviously fake (man with limp cock, can't have sex, say confucious) most of the chicks are pretty hot..but still.....it's a softcore film, so it's not got any really hot action...

out of a possibe 5, i'll be generous...i'll give it 2 cocks up..

if you like watching shitty acting, and reasonably hot chicks have fake sex, then this is your film...otherwise, stay the fuck away...