If someone offered you a donut that looked like a penis.....

....Would you eat it?

This was the question i was asked the other day by jewish....

It started off innocently enough....he was doing his usual routine of saying "you're a loser, and you have no friends"(one of his other favorite phrases, i hear it at least 50 times a day), bitching about returns, and trying to convince me that cup noodles were rediculously unhealthy and fattening, and when that failed, trying to convince me that they'll give me cancer.....

So i start in on him about how cup noodles has less calories than the meat sandwhich he gets from the WAWA......then the discussion turned to calorie intake, and fatty foods...and then he asks me "do you like eclairs?" to which i said "yeah"...he returns with "what if the eclair was the shape of a penis....would you still eat it?" and i had to think for a sec, but i said "yeah...sure....it's still the same shit, just in a fucked up shape...food's food, ya' fuckin degenerate"

That started about....5 minutes of gay jokes, then (thanks to his ADD/rediculously short attention span), he had an epiphany....the eclair of homosexuality(patant pending), turned into the penis donut......

Jewish is currently in the process of asking every member of the staff if they'd chow down on the penis donut....

Yes kids...they gave this guy the keys to the store....