Inventive Ennui

Monday, November 28, 2005

I have a supervisor...

And his name is jewish...

Well, it's not really "jewish", but that's what we call him....

got the idea from Jason Statham's character in snatch...his name's turkish, but he's not really turkish...same deal basicly with jewish....

anyways, the kid's kinda weird and immature....he also has like no tact or shame. He'll have no problem coming up to you, and saying something weird like "if a dude showed you his wang, what would you do?", or you could be talking to him, and he'd be like "wait, so you mom doesn't like the movie?...i think you should show her your nuts"

I personally think anyone who makes THAT many dick jokes, and is that fascinated with penises and shit is most likely kinda fruity, but he claims he can make jokes like that because he's secure in his sexuality......Needless to say, jewish is kinda insane, lol

his favorite suggestion is "show him/her your nuts"......it's ALMOST a given that that's going to be his answer. I was recently complaining about how i'm not getting enough hours.....he's like "show (boss) your nuts"....it was a total "WTF" moment.....you'd think after working with him for over a year, i'd be used to it....

for about 95% of the things he says, my only reply can be a simple sigh, and head shake....anything more would most likely cause damage.

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