Iron Chef?

I think not....

God, this chow sucks...watch me get like...food poisoning or something off this shit..i'm, of course talking about banquet frozen dinners..

See, i'm ultra poor, and they were ultra cheap(99 cents a piece).....thought i'd give it a shot...thought they'd at taste at least alright, ya' know?

I'll tell ya'....Banquet is right.....banquet of feces, jesus fucking christ..

"So, what's on the menu?" you might be asking....chicken tenders, and chicken nuggets..

The nuggets first.....they're like little breaded rounds of death....the fries weren't too terribly offensive, but shouldn't be eaten under normal circumstances. The corn was actually the best part....but it had a slightly chemical taste to it...christ, i hope that wasn't mercury,or fucking artificial growth hormone....i LIKE my testicles and my hair, kthx...

The strips("tenders") now....the meat is fucking browinsh...and has the consistency of paste..tastes even worse than the nuggets, it's like they just threw a whole fuckin' chicken into a corn mill..what the fuck?

"look ma..chicken fries" ::retch::

'scuse me.....by the last chicken tender, i was wondering if the brownie was to be as throughly disappointing as the rest of it..i'll tell ya'....if it weren't for the fact that i'm dipping these things in ranch dressing...i'd not be able to choke em' down, i swear to ya'....they're THAT bad....and i had this lovely root beer float to wash it down with...made things that much easier..


...and it's official.....banquet is the worst motherfucking frozen dinner maker EVAR!

even the brownie was craptastic..jesus christ..

i know why they're still in business though...because they're cheap....

because the old people who eat them when they're on sale, are used to eating cat food, so this is a step up for them (after eating catfood myself, i can say this with authority), and because nigh homeless fuckers with less money than me, are used to eating far worse..to them, this stuff really IS a fucking banquet..

to me....it's artificially flavored mechanicaly shaped turd, in a plastic tray..from now on, i stick to swanson, marie calendar, and healthy choice..fuck banquet 'o feces, and all those other lame fucks....

Christ almighty, at one point, i offered a tiny bit of my chicken to my kitten...he sniffed it, meowed, then ran away from it....HE won't even eat it...not that i would have let him, mind you..i LIKE my cat, wouldn't want to kill him with this wretched shit..

anyways, i guess the point of this post is stay away from banquet frozen dinner...far, far away..

sad part is...i've got a salsbury steak in the freezer......i'd toss it, but that's money righ there... >,<